What does men want? Food, sex and silence. So, ladies, feed me, fuck me and shut up!

 

And what does all relationship needs? Both sides need to be on the same side and have the same focus.

 

And what's that focus? HER!

 

Yes, fellas, the focus is ALL on her. She is already there, just waiting for you to COME ON BOARD!

 

So, every morning when you wake up, look right into the mirror and say "FUCK YOU! Fuck your dreams, fuck your hopes, fuck everything that you ever thought life's gonna be like! Now, let's get out there and make that bitch HAPPY!"

 

A men's lie to his girlfriend: Your body is good enough for me!

 

A women's lie to her boyfriend: It's YOUR baby!